RIP Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 3.4.25 Someone died.The posts on social media were all so tragic.Frank was struggling to one up them.To make his the saddest of all.To explain how he was suffering the most.How painful it was for him. ...
Slick Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 27.3.25 Kent got a leather jacket.And combed his hair back.And learned a new walk.And tripped over a kerb. ...
Dirty Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 26.3.25 Harvey made his way to Epping Forest.He wandered through the trees,Complaining the floors were dirty.He left a review saying the floors were dirty,Giving it one star. ...
Vacuum Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 25.3.25 Mark vacuumed.He left the device in the middle of the room,Proof that he'd done something.Fern spent the next month walking around it.Waiting for him to put it away. ...
Day Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 24.3.25 Harold gathered up his biscuits and went for a sit down.Once planted he noticed there was no cup of tea.He thought about having to get up again.Harold was not getting up again.He turned on the television and had a nap. ...
Gavel Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 21.3.25 A judge brought his gavel home.He took command of it during arguments with his wife.This did nothing to improve the situation. ...
Disgraced Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 20.3.25 A local fishermanGot caught loading up the river.Some officials told him off.Struck his achievements from the record books. ...
Drama Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 19.3.25 The main character,Arrived just in time,For their mother to die in their arms.The main character,Arrived just in time,For their father to die in their arms.The main character,Arrived just in time,For their partner to die in their arms.The main character,Arrived just in time,For their sibling to die in their arms.The main character,Arrived just in time,For their pet to die in their arms.And they all cried. ...
Cardigan Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 18.3.25 Geoff gave a test run to a cardigan.He enjoyed it.Felt at home.He sourced a musty old armchair.Settled in for the rest of his life. ...
Bound Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 17.3.25 Andrew got lost in a book.He searched for the exit.Tripped over an i.Became impaled on a k. ...
Nightshift Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 14.3.25 Some vampires distributed letters to local shops.Encouraging them to adopt later opening hours. ...
Obsolete Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 13.3.25 Miriam fell in love with a robot.She cut out her husband's tongue.Grafted it between the robot's metal lips.And informed her husband his services were no longer required. ...
Switch Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 12.3.25 A secret agent got his envelopes muddled.Ending up posting key intel to his enemies.And a birthday card to his boss back home. ...
Shampoo Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 11.3.25 Medusa ran out of mouse guts shampoo.Her hair became angry.It started snapping at her nose and ears. ...
Tesco Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 10.3.25 Mark went to Tesco.Security strip searched him on entry and offered him a potato sack to wear while he shopped.It was uncomfortable,A rough and itchy fabric.He picked up his cheddar cheese and sausages and an extravagant loaf of bread.A man with a gun waited at the checkout.He felt the barrel push against the back of his head as he completed his transaction. ...
Loaded Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 7.3.25 Chuck loaded his gun.He forgot all about that and later pulled the trigger as a joke.People got very angry.Some of them complained about their ears hurting.And another one was leaking. ...
Porridge Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 6.3.25 Duncan ate porridge.He didn't look particularly pleased about it.He rinsed the little plastic bowl he ate from and went about his day. ...
Thoughts Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 5.3.25 Jason had some thoughts.He smiled thinking about those thoughts. ...
Competition Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 4.3.25 Hudley won a free camping trip.He complained.He hated camping.It wasn't his thing.Why had he done this to himself?Why had he entered this damn competition? ...
Unicorn Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps 3.3.25 Potter went hunting.His daughter had asked for a unicorn.He slaughtered a rhinoceros.Grafted its horn onto a horse,And presented it to his child.She loved it!Reports suggested others were less forgiving of his actions. ...